On the Internet, everyone knows I’m a dog…

One of the worst days of my life is now a matter of public record, as Jeopardy has now posted its complete archives including who played what game, what questions they answered, and what they went home with. In my case, all pretty pathetic. I don’t even recall that dome tent as the 3rd prize winner and suspect I gave it to charity. Click the title link of this article for the full gory details.

But here’s what REALLY happened folks: I kept buzzing in TOO SOON. I knew the answers, almost all of them, and was eager to prove it. You believe me, right? Hello?